I couldn't help it Bruce. You have to admit some of these threads and the comments are wonderful comedy.
What we really need to do is start a fun thread such as: Why I Continued to Ride My New Carbon Frame Even Though I knew the Rear Wheel was Rubbing the Chainstay. I think you are familiar with this one Bruce.
Guy buys new carbon frame. Guy rides new Carbon frame. Guy notices rear wheel rubbing on carbon frame chainstay. Guy keeps riding carbon frame anyway (maybe he thought the magic carbon fairy would somehow make the problem disappear on its own???LOL). After enough damage is done, Guy calls Calfee and says, something ain't right with my frame????
Craig Calfee, being the great guy he is graciously helps and fixes the problem quickly. But you just know, Craig had to be thinking to himself: What kind of complete friggin moron would continue to ride a carbon frame AFTER he knew the rear wheel was rubbing the chainstay??? That thread was a riot. LOL